A Memo

15 Sep

To:  Williams Brice Stadium

From:  South Carolina vs. Georgia game day spectators

Subject:  Water Shortage

During a 3:30 game, with temperatures above 95 degrees, perhaps, PERHAPS, you should purchase more water than usual.  You know, because it would be terrible for a stadium to oh, say, run out of water (and Powerade, and Diet Coke, and regular Coke – which you also ran out of, but I’m giving you a pass for since I’m feeling generous today).  Call me crazy, but I think water is fairly essential when 90,000 people are crammed into a stadium with the sun beating down on them for over three hours.  Hell, it doesn’t even have to be fancy water…if you see that you’re getting low on bottled water, just grab a hose pipe and start filling up cups with that.  We would have paid $10.00 a cup for it, I can assure you.

I don’t know who Mr. Williams and Mr. Brice are/were, but somewhere those guys are frowning.  I’m sure of it.

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