A Letter

3 Nov

Dear Candidates of elections all across America,
Although the advertisements on television are entertaining, I have a little secret for you. We’re all over it. Your commercials are driving us nuts. We’re tired of the bickering, tired of the “he did this” or “she did that” nonsense. Tired of rebuttal commercials that “correct” the other guy’s message. We just want these elections to be over with, so we can get back to watching our pointless, mindless, television without thinking about serious issues. If we want serious issues, we’ll turn it to a news channel. There are at least 943 of those. Furthermore, no one goes in the voting booth and thinks, “Which guy was a proponent of Bush Economics?” or “Who was it that voted to not keep school prayer in schools?” We just don’t. These pricey ads are a waste of time and money, and if I ran things at the Election Commission, I’d allow you suckers $100 for advertising. If you wanted to run/win, you’d have to do it on issues and facts. Not propaganda. I kind of hope you all implode tomorrow – and don’t make that face, it serves you right.

One Response to “A Letter”

  1. ~Red~ November 3, 2008 at 10:22 pm #


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