- Does anyone else wonder what Audrina (on The Hills, for you people like my mom) sees in Justin-Bobby? Or why Lauren Conrad takes everything so seriously? Lighten up, LC.
- Does anyone else wonder if the nail technicians are talking about them in a different language?
- Does anyone else feel like their hangovers are getting worse with every passing year?
- Does anyone else wonder why all those people who updated their Facebook status to “___ is moving to another country” after the election ARE STILL HERE? (Nothing annoys me more than people being casually unpatriotic. Mandi thinks you should get a life and grow a brain. There’s a status update for ya.)
- Does anyone else want to pull over and ask the road construction crews when the interstate will be fixed already?
- Does anyone else save stories they were going to tell their friends and instead say, “I’ll put it on my blog – you can read it there.”
- Does anyone else think that shopping on Black Friday is too much effort? (I don’t even get up that early for work, you know?)
- Does anyone else live with someone who insists on having a real Christmas tree, but doesn’t insist on vacuuming the mess it makes?
- Does anyone else need a massage?
- Does anyone else wish that their birthday would remain far, far away?
- Does anyone else think that Brad Pitt looks a little creepy these days? (Everyone Angelina dates/marries/whathaveyou ends up looking creepy. I’m convinced it’s a curse God puts on them for being with someone so flawlessly beautiful.)
- Does anyone else have as much disgust with their college football team of choice as I do?
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Yes, Yes and Yes.
Love the FB status one…my personal fave is the choice to move to Canada b/c of Obama being a socialist…news flash- Canada is far more of a socialist country than the USA people….
I agree, Anon. I especially liked their choices of Canada (for the reason you stated) and Mexico. I guess they are under the impression that the entire country is like Cancun or Cabo. Mexico isn’t the safest of all countries, peeps. And, in case those people haven’t heard – we have quite the illegal immigration problem in this country, so if they want to leave, it’ll give us more room for people who risk their lives to come to America.Rant over. 🙂
Mandi, this is Ashley W., and I can confirm that nail technicians are indeed talking about you in a different language. I learned this from a very scarring experience, which I will tell you about later- let’s just say it took me about 3 years before I ever went somewhere for a pedicure.
Damn, Ashley – I just knew it! I’m dying to know your story…although I don’t think I want to know what they say about me (or my feet).
A real Christmas tree is the only way to go and it needs to be a fir. Not one of those ridiculous looking pines that looks like it came from your front yard.
I concur. But – do you want to come vacuum my living room?