All The Single Ladies

19 Feb


AB: Why are boys so difficult?
Me: Because they are not as smart as we are.
AB: Good answer.
Me: So, another friend bites the dust, eh?
Me: Are you in the wedding?
AB: NO! Woohoo! I mean…I would be honored but we aren’t that close.
Me: Yesssss! We would always “be honored.”
Me: I told NM that under no circumstances would I participate in the “tossing of the bouquet.” And if anyone even suggested it, I would punch them in the face. Violent, yes. But it gets the point across.

2 Responses to “All The Single Ladies”

  1. Anonymous February 19, 2009 at 9:44 pm #

    I will leave it up to the flower girls to fight over the bouquet. You can find me in the parking lot with a cold beer and a ciggy during the toss. Catching the bouquet was a symbol of “hope” at the age of 20 but now at 29 it makes me want to inhale fiberglass.

  2. Anonymous February 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm #

    I’ll catch the damn thing and throw it at someone.That’s bitter.

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