I Hate What You’re Wearing

29 May

The offender: Country music singer Taylor Swift

The item(s) in question: Ensemble, while performing on the Today Show

My thoughts: This little number would’ve been snazzy on Heather Graham in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and I’m all for a vintage look every now and then, but there’s just something about sequins before 8am that confuse and annoy me. Not to mention that those boots remind me that I really do need to invest in some good rain gear. Hey, Taye – it’s not raining, so get that smirk off your face.

The solution: Stop dressing yourself. I know you’re young and you want to make all your own decisions, but take it from me: In two years you will hate everything you were pictured in. Wouldn’t you rather have someone else to blame?
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3 Responses to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. Daniel May 29, 2009 at 9:36 pm #

    I’m just saying..that dress looks an awful lot like one that we saw at a wedding a few weeks ago….

  2. Hilary May 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm #

    And, i’m all for healthy skin and all, but I do believe the sequins would’ve had more potential if she had a tan. Because let’s face it, the girl needs some sun…

  3. Mandi June 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm #

    Daniel,I almost wet myself when I read that. YES, we sure did – and maybe that is why this dress caught my eye?Hilary, I agree! Hello? Spray tan. Look into it.

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