Mark had me thinkin’ he had a nervous breakdown. Well, well, well – it is so much worse (better?) than that.
I really wish he would’ve read my letter to John Edwards. (You know, the one where I told John how ridiculous it is for politicians to have affairs because they always get caught?) Or at least paid attention during that whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing. Cheaters, Mark – they never win.
Big ups to Jenny Sanford for not attending the press conference along side that lyin’, cheatin’, no good, hypocritical, self-absorbed jerkface. Sidenote, y’all – she’s the one with the money. A lot of money. Holla back, Mark. Holla. Back.
This little development does clear up some of my confusion about Sanford’s staff, who until the press conference today, looked like the biggest bunch of idiots in the country. They still look dumb, mind you, because they should never have said they didn’t know where their boss, THE GOVERNOR, was. Big mistake, guys. If communicating with the public or the press is your job, then you should probably be good at it. (That’s a pretty big hint to his press secretary Joel Sawyer, there. Joel, call me – I can help. I am a much better liar than you are.)
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seriously. hiking the applachian trail?? that's the best they could come up with? Where's the governor? uh…climbing Mt. St. Helens? Fishing in Lake Okeechobee? no..the appachian trail–that's it!
someone said this to me today: to the staff's credit, "hiking the appalachian trail" sounds very similar to "getting some argentinian tail"
For real. And on Father's Day, nonetheless, The affair has been going on for a year. Is it safe to say he spent Father's Day in Argentina because there is possibly a love child involved? I'm just saying, I wouldn't be surprised.