Rants and things that annoy me…
- White jeans are the devil. I vow here and now to never try a pair on again. I don’t really like them that much anyway, and probably only have a desire to own a pair beause of Baby’s in Dirty Dancing (and that they were designer jeans on sale for $40). At any rate, white jeans plus my lower body do not mix. It was ugly. As Clairee in Steel Magnolias once said, it looked like “two pigs fightin‘ under a blanket.” Yes, two movie references in one paragraph.
- I loathe it when people call Charleston, South Carolina, “Chucktown.” It is in my top 5 pet peeves. It makes me ill.
- People who call you to ask you for a phone number are ridiculous. Google. Look into it.
- Texting lingo and ToGgLe case letters.
- “TGIF” – in person or in a status update. It’s unnecessary. News bulletin: We’re all thankful it’s Friday.
I long to be that tall, slender girl that can pull off the White Jean.Alas, it is not me either.
Listen, I hate it too. Chucktown, G-vegas, south cakalacki make me feel demonic. Dont even get me started. Jcristg: We will be those girls who will rock the white jeans – with a crop top as Baby did.. Perhaps we will even wear keds.
The only time it is acceptable to say TGIF is, as your are walking in to TGIFriday's.