What The Hell Did Stephanie Pratt Do To Her Face & Why Some Women Stay Single For Life

22 Oct

Stephanie Pratt. What the hell, y’all? My friend Lauren and I have been discussing this, and we decided it’s a nose job/supreme weight loss combo, but we still wonder…is it something else, too? She doesn’t even look like the same person. I can’t stop staring at her and thinking, “If you went under the knife, Stephie, why not go ahead and fix the ears, too?”

Why some women stay single for life. It’s because there are some creepy creepsters out there, folks. I know because I saw about 20 of them last night. We’re talking bad grooming and bad manners. If that is what you’re offering, universe, no thank you. I’ll be content with my dog and reality television. (Because my pup is well-groomed and polite, and I can turn Spencer Pratt “off” with the click of a button.)

2 Responses to “What The Hell Did Stephanie Pratt Do To Her Face & Why Some Women Stay Single For Life”

  1. CCY October 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm #

    and a chin implant… don't forget the chin implant.you make me laugh… i knew i liked you for some reason.

  2. Ashlyn October 23, 2009 at 2:35 am #

    I think Stephanie had a little (well, a lot) of botox put in those lips. That was the first thing I noticed. And Spencer should considering burning that fugly hat of his…

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