I Hate What You’re Wearing

12 Nov

The offender: Carrie Underwood

The item(s) in question: Everything but the shoes, during her performance at the CMA Music Awards.

My thoughts: When someone tells you that sequined granny panties are a good idea (worn underneath your clothes or as part of your outfit), they are lying to you. I think your stylist was having a Sex and the City moment, but you, Carrie Underwood, are no Carrie Bradshaw. I still think you’re stunningly beautiful and talented, though, so don’t get your granny panties in a wad.

The solution: Know your audience. The CMAs are not the VMAs, dear.

Side note: The dresses Ms. Underwood donned during the show were uber fabulous, but I couldn’t let this little number slide.

One Response to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. Annette November 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm #

    i have to dispute part of this post. sequined granny panties under your clothes ARE a good idea. trust me.

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