Inappropriate Status Update Gems

22 Jan

Remember this post? Here’s the next edition:

  • Blank could use a hug. And a little more than a hug…
  • Blank wants you to know that he cheated on me with an ugly girl. I’M MOVING ON!!!
  • Blank had too much to eat for lunch and now my stomach has me in and out of the bathroom. Hate it for the other people who work here. lol.
  • Blank just saw a FINE girl walk by. Would holla at her but I’m married. Damn.
  • Blank TGIF. Can’t wait until tonight! My hubby and a bubblebath!
  • Blank is tired of changing diapers. When is potty training?
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3 Responses to “Inappropriate Status Update Gems”

  1. Mag January 22, 2010 at 9:57 pm #

    BLANK says: I have the most amazing husband he has cooked me a wonderful meal and running me a bath with candles I love him soooo much he is too good to me … hope everyone has a good night

  2. Hilary January 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm #

    I think I should be friends with your FB friends just to ensure laughter. This is terrible…

  3. Mandi January 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    Mag- Vomit.Hilary- I wish I could take all the credit, but it's a compilation of my friends' "friends" on the book.

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