A Letter

2 Mar

Dear Jake from The Bachelor,
Sigh. Another Bachelor, another let down.

While I didn’t exactly love baby voiced, dance-around-the-room-like-a-ballerina Tenley, I certainly would have preferred you choosing her over the sausage girl. What kind of name is Vienna, anyway?

I don’t know how to tell you this, but you took an opportunity that most men dream of, and instead of choosing a beautiful and intelligent lady (ahem, like Ali), you went and picked the stripper. No one proposes to the stripper, Jake. You looky, sure…but you don’t marry.

I’m sure you won’t be On The Wings of Love for long, though, so good luck finding someone who will want to date you after that gosh awful personality and needs-a-root-job Vienna has pawed you for a while.

3 Responses to “A Letter”

  1. Mag March 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm #

    I think Tenley can do much better than Jake anyway! What a dork! He deserves Vienna Sausage. Side note- someone should have made a drinking game by taking a shot everytime he said: Amazing, Awesome or Journey! REDIC..

  2. Amanda March 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm #

    I swear you can read my mind and put it into better words. I will be in the AUG. this weekend….just saying.

  3. Hilary March 6, 2010 at 12:01 am #

    Amen and AMEN.

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