Inappropriate Status Update Gems

21 May

You know you love ’em, and hopefully by now you know the deal. Since I started posting these on a semi-regular basis, people now send contributions to my growing list of inappropriate status updates. Enjoy.

  • Blank just looked back on some of the woman I dated and see that I am a lot better off without some of these. I just think I must have been nuts because I see the people that some of them or dating now and think, do I really fall in the same class as some of these beastly men?? Thank the lord I have changed enough not to be around some of these woman who clearly came from the looney tune farm!!!
  • Ok..this is it…i am tired of the games…i am a grown ass man…and i am not playing games grow a set be a man and talk to me like a man…or i will move on.
  • Blank wants you to know that Blank is a fat ass and a deadbeat dad. Just so you all know that and he threatened me and is too much of a coward to talk to me. What a fat piece of sh*t….lol
  • Remember i said buddy the dog was acting sick. Well….We found pus leaking out his balls and scabs dont know what caused it but, we doctored them up. Hope thats all thats wrong.
  • Blank is up..still a lil to take my baby to eat and then who knows…

Until next time, y’all, keep your status updates appropriate.

2 Responses to “Inappropriate Status Update Gems”

  1. Annette May 21, 2010 at 7:07 pm #

    love the 'lol' at the end of the 3rd status update.

  2. Mandi May 24, 2010 at 3:01 pm #

    I, too, liked that particular "lol." People should really think about that before they type it. Are they really laughing out loud about all the stuff they claim to be?

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