I Hate What You’re Wearing

13 Aug

The offender: Kristen Stewart

The item(s) in question: Dress, shoes and hair, worn at the the premiere of Eclipse.

My thoughts: To be fair, Kristen Stewart and everything “Twilight” related makes me want to vom. So, it’s probably accurate to say that I’ve been waiting for her to give me a reason to blast her on the world wide web. And, look what she did! She gave me a reason, bless her heart, so here goes: That dress is beyond hideous. It looks like she took an abominable snowman costume, chopped off the legs and one of the arms, and decided to call herself a designer. And, while I appreciate that she is attempting to look happy (the girl is seriously melancholy in every interview I’ve ever seen or read…gosh, it must be SUPER depressing to be a rich and famous actress), the forced smile isn’t helping the outfit.

The solution: A new stylist, from head (my hair looks better after being on the beach all day) to toe (those shoes match her flesh). Oh, and some anti-depressants, because we’re all over the “woe is me, I’m so famous that I can’t lead a normal life” bullsh*t. If you don’t want paparazzi to stalk you, here’s a suggestion: STOP being in MOVIES.

Did I mention that I don’t care for her?

6 Responses to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. AB August 13, 2010 at 9:13 pm #

    I loathe Kristen Stewart. I said loathe.

  2. zeebah August 14, 2010 at 3:07 am #

    Ugh. I find her annoying in every single interview I've seen.

  3. Amy August 14, 2010 at 7:30 pm #

    I love Twilight (the books) but never in a million years pictured Kristen Stewart at Bella.

  4. Cecilia August 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm #

    She looks like a tranny.

  5. Clay August 21, 2010 at 7:57 pm #

    Kristen Stewart makes me throw up in my mouth a little… not a lot, just a little.

  6. JBunn August 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm #

    SHE IS HORRRRRIBLE! I'm with you. If she hates being famous, maybe she should not be an actress. She needs a Lexapro and a new attitude.

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