REGIS PHILBIN IS RETIRING.
I have a serious love for Regis. I once named a cat after him, but I digress. The cat didn’t really belong to me and I’m quite certain his real name wasn’t Regis (or that it was a male cat, even), but that’s a story for another day.
I catch up on Regis and Kelly’s host chat once a week. I don’t bother watching it if Regis is on vacation (well, if Anderson Cooper is the co-host, I will), because as much as I adore Kelly’s precious hubby Mark Consuelos…he just ain’t Regis.
To see the announcement that made me tear up, click here. Yes, I am aware that I have an unhealthy television obsession. It’s not meth, so kindly shut up.
In other news, did you guys see the news story about the woman who won the lottery but will likely have to share half of the 90 million dollars she won with her estranged husband? Hiring a divorce attorney is not cheap, but I can attest to the fact that it costs less than 45 million dollars.
thetightropeblog.com 
I caught the announcement while at the gym…I almost fell off of the eliptical.
I thought of you as soon as I heard the news!
He yells too much.
Hey, Captain Obvious – he does that on purpose.