Only 98% Effective

1 Feb

It’s as if I got pregnant while on birth control. Only I didn’t. (Sorry, mom. I bet you just about had a stroke.)

My laptop has contracted a virus. How did this happen? I purchased 3 years of virus protection. 3 years! I did the suggested scans! I’ve only had the computer for a month! I didn’t visit any sketchy websites! I was vigilant!

Yet, I still got “it.” The computer tech guy (Robert) told me that my McAfee virus protection was 98% effective, but sometimes these things happen. I told Robert I think that should be more readily advertised, like on condoms or birth control packages.

Abstinence y’all…I guess it’s the only way to protect yourself.

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4 Responses to “Only 98% Effective”

  1. AB February 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    Buy a Macbook…

  2. Mandi February 3, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

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  3. Mandi February 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    I would've, but I was trying to be financially responsible. You know, the same reason I'm not currently driving the BMW I wanted.*Contributions via cash or check are encouraged and accepted.*

  4. anna February 8, 2011 at 12:42 am #

    shoulda bought a mac….

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