Hey America, Let’s Give Up Charlie Sheen For Lent

3 Mar

I was trying to avoid addressing the subject of Charlie Sheen, but it looks like he isn’t going to go into a coma as early as I expected him to. (Yikes, was that a little too cutting? Oh well.)

If you looked up egotistical manic addict in the dictionary, you would see a photo of Charlie Sheen. The man has taken to calling his girlfriends “goddesses” and himself a “warlock” with “tiger’s blood.” And, while that’s all kinds of crazy and weird, it’s also quite entertaining. I find myself turning the channel and then switching it right back, the way I do with scary movies. Pathetic? Absolutely.

Somehow, Charlie Sheen has turned me into a Charlie Sheen interview addict. If he’s done it to you, too, click here for a compilation of “No, really, I’m not smoking crack anymore” interview highlights.

Side note: I saw an interview with one of the “ladies” he had over to his house during a binge party. He paid her $30,000 for 3 minutes of “alone time.” Ten thousand dollars per minute, folks. I bet Oprah is pissed. It takes her at least 5 minutes to make $10,000.

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3 Responses to “Hey America, Let’s Give Up Charlie Sheen For Lent”

  1. Funny Conservative Videos March 4, 2011 at 1:19 am #

    Charlie Sheen's cheese has completely slipped off his cracker. It is sad because he had a really funny sitcom. If you like funny stuff, check out the funny videos at Off Color Fun.

  2. AB March 4, 2011 at 1:51 am #

    Favorite quote thus far (that I've found online at least…): "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars." ~Charlie Sheen

  3. Anonymous March 4, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    "It looks like he isn't going to go into a coma as early as I expected him to." LOL!

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