My Lent Vent

24 Mar

So, in addition to Charlie Sheen, I also gave up fried foods for Lent. Now is probably a good time to tell you that I’m Baptist, and we don’t typically give up things for Lent. But, seeing as how my boyfriend is Episcopalian and that everybody and their mama gives something up for Lent, I decided to jump on the bandwagon.

If you are familiar with my eating habits, you know that foods dipped in batter and then fried in oil are a big part of my life. Especially fried chicken from Zaxby’s. I’m also quite the consumer of chicken wings, onion rings, fried okra and fried zucchini. I’ll basically take anything fried, dip it in ranch, and be one happy lady.

Life without fried foods is dull, y’all. I realize that it’s better for me, but every time I order something instead of what I would typically order…a small part of me gets mad at Jesus. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I don’t get mad at Jesus. I get mad at Ben.

4 Responses to “My Lent Vent”

  1. holly golightly March 24, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    this is hilarious.

  2. Anonymous March 24, 2011 at 8:49 pm #

    Literally laughing out loud!

  3. Becky March 25, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    I gave up all carbonated drinks and sweets. I've had withdrawals for 2 weeks. =(

  4. AB March 25, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    Good for you. I gave up on giving up. 🙂

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