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This Just In

21 Mar

There’s an entire generation of people out there that I want to punch in the throat.

Why, why, why, are they so self-obsessed?  Why do they take 600 “duck-faced” photos of themselves and post them on Facebook?  Why can’t they form complete sentences?  Why are their haircuts so dumb?  Why do they begin conversations with “um yeah” and end them with “k?”

I think the planet needs a do-over.  Can we zap ’em and try again?