I Hate What You’re Wearing

26 Nov

The offender: Kristin Chenoweth

The item(s) in question: Dress, at the premiere of Four Christmases

My thoughts: She’s a pint sized stick of dynamite, that Kristin Chenoweth. I’ve been a fan since she played perky southern political strategist Annabeth Schott on The West Wing. That being said, I despise this dress and its…accessory? I’m confused. Is she playing a joke on us? Is she smiling because this is a witty way of telling everyone, “It’s a Christmas movie! Get it? I’m a present!” Furthermore, I think Ms. Chenoweth could stand to frequent the Mystic Tan booth a little less. It’s November, for the love of God. It’s ok to be flesh colored.

The solution: Fire your stylist. Look into whoever dresses Reese Witherspoon.

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