I Hate What You’re Wearing

19 Jan

The offender: Jennifer “J.Lo” Lopez Anthony

The item(s) in question: Dress, at the 2009 Golden Globes

My thoughts: While I applaud her efforts to shock the world with her bangin’ body after having twins, this takes it a bit…far. The back of the dress, if you want to call it that, was also very low. Can’t we do one or the other, Jenny? Show me the cleavage or show me the backside, but don’t show me both at the same time. It’s stripper-esque. Also, the fabric. I don’t love it. I feel like she might have been running behind, so she ran into Donald Trump’s house, ripped down a drape and threw it on.

The solution: More fabric, different fabric – but definitely not less fabric.

2 Responses to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. Annette January 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm #

    I totally agree! This is so awful! I hate the outfit, I hate her hair, I hate her posing. I hate that she looks so ‘sucked in’ all the time. Why can’t celebrities wear something comfortable?

  2. Mandi January 22, 2009 at 4:36 am #

    Some people had her on the “best dressed” list – I don’t get it. This was not the VMA’s…

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