Where? At the tanning bed. I know, I know, I shouldn’t go to the tanning bed. It’s dangerous, will give me wrinkles and make me look old before my time, etc. I don’t go all the time, just once a week, so get off my back already. Thanks.
Anyhow, if you sit around and wait your turn in a tanning salon long enough, you’ll see some interesting and unlikely patrons. I mean, lots o’ peeps get their tan on. Not only am I amazed at how there doesn’t seem to be an age limit on tanning, but especially by the men who go. This week, I saw a man in work boots come in and use the Ultra Bed. Is it just me, or do work boots and tanning beds not exactly mix? I respect that Manual Labor Man wants a tan, but I suddenly had a desperate need to know why. Does he have a tropical vacation coming up and need a base tan? Does he just like for his legs to be bronzed? Is he preparing for some sort of construction worker’s calendar photo shoot?
I really wanted to ask, but I sat silently and pretended to be focused on my BlackBerry.
The salon-in-question wouldn’t happen to be Palm Beach Tan would it? I go there and I come in contact with the strangest of tanners. . .
you are too funny! come to think of it, i have been getting lots of calls from hot construction workers wanting nude photo shoots! wanna come hold my reflector?
Sign me up, Christina. I’ll hold your reflector any time…especially when hot guys are around!