I. Can’t. Stop.

16 Sep

Perhaps not having the Bravo Channel was for the best. Because I am o-b-s-e-s-s-e-d with The Rachel Zoe Project. I wish it came on 12 hours a day, followed by 12 hours of the Real Housewives of New York. (Side note: Hey, RH of Atlanta, stop making Georgia look ridiculous.)

If you need a little background information on my love of The Rachel Zoe Project, read this post.

My Rachel Zoe impersonation has gotten pretty darn good, people. God didn’t give me many talents, but I can imitate Rachel Zoe (and a co-worker of mine, but I digress) like nobody’s business. I don’t really like Ms. Zoe, and in fact, I think if I had to be around her I would end up with some of that teased blonde hair in my hands…but I love, love, love Brad and Taylor. Brad is comedy in a gay preppy outfit, y’all. I want him to be my BFF. Taylor has the worst attitude, but I like her because I sometimes want to be her. She isn’t perky, she makes no apologies and if she feels like telling her boss to “f*ck off” – she does. That’s a kind of bad ass I’ll never be, so I will just live vicariously through Tay-Tay.

I really hope I’m not the only one watching because I will “die” (said in my best Rachel Zoe voice) if this show is cancelled.

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6 Responses to “I. Can’t. Stop.”

  1. Annette September 17, 2009 at 4:47 pm #

    what channel is bravo? i hope i don't get it and not realize it.

  2. Mandi September 17, 2009 at 6:44 pm #

    It's 277. The only channel I know by heart.

  3. Daniel September 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    Your friend, and my wife, is also obsessed.Mandi – i just have six words for you – "Don't be tardy for the party."Oh – and three more: "There's a tightrope…."

  4. Mandi September 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm #

    My ears, my ears!

  5. Anna September 25, 2009 at 10:20 pm #

    Taylor = "a kind of bad ass I'll never be"Perfect description, M. Told you this before…..you have a way with words.

  6. Krissee October 1, 2009 at 2:34 am #

    BA-nanas

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