Happy (?) New Year

5 Jan

On New Years Eve, I went to a restaurant with friends. We were having a grand ole time eating and drinking and talking…and eating and drinking and talking. About halfway through our meal, one of the men at the table cast our attention to a couple sitting nearby. He had on the headband that said Happy New Year, and she had on the top hat that said Happy New Year. Being the childish group that we can be, we all snickered about it, and then carried on with the eating, drinking and talking.

Then, it happened. Top hat lady got up from the table to go to the restroom (we presumed). As soon as she was out of sight, a large table of 40-ish and 50-somethings started taunting headband man. Not about his headband, though (which he had removed, by the way). They were saying, “Hey Tiger!” and “Tiger, Tiger, Tiger!”

Yes, y’all, apparently this gentleman was out with the other woman, and was dumb enough to take her to a place where people knew him. I guess this guy figured that if Tiger Woods can frolic around with hussies in public and not get told on (for years, anyway), he certainly can too.

2 Responses to “Happy (?) New Year”

  1. Anonymous January 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm #

    That is terrible!!!

  2. Meigs January 7, 2010 at 2:48 am #

    What happened when the girl returned from the restroom? Did she know they were cold busted? I want more details!

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