A Letter

7 Jan

Dear Target,
The swimsuit section already? Really? Everyone knows that January and February are the months of acceptable chunkiness, so get with it. We are not even going to glance at that section until mid-March, and even then the glancing will only serve as a reminder that we need to shape up before May, when we might purchase a new suit. I tend to wait until June, but I digress.

Stop trying to make me get on the new year exercising bandwagon. It ain’t happenin’. It’s too cold for all that, but nice try.

3 Responses to “A Letter”

  1. Daniel January 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm #

    Maybe target read your previous post.

  2. Mandi January 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm #

    Resolution, smesolution.

  3. April January 11, 2010 at 6:46 pm #

    They had those out in December while I was Christmas shopping…I thought it was a weird CA thing because we don't have any real seasons here, but I guess not!

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