I Hate What You’re Wearing

1 Feb

The offender: Lady Gaga

The item(s) in question: Everything she’s ever worn, AND this number from the 2010 Grammy Awards.

My thoughts: That Lady Gaga is one hot mess, isn’t she? Perhaps I lack the intellectual ability to understand her “artistic expressions” in fashion, but to me, she always looks like she either, a) just stepped out of a horror film, or b) just stepped out of a deranged episode of The Jetsons.

The solution: Therapy. It’s pretty apparent she hates her parents. That said, keep on making those catchy little tunes, Ms. Gaga. I like the music, I just loathe the “Look at me, I’m so different and unique!” clothing choices.

3 Responses to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. Anonymous February 2, 2010 at 8:37 pm #

    This is probably my favorite blog. "Hot mess" and "deranged episode of the Jetsons". LMAO!

  2. Cookie and Poppy February 3, 2010 at 8:26 pm #

    I tried to find an email address for you, I wanted to share this article I found.You may have already seen this but I thought of you immediately. My only response is..I wish I could wear the yellow shoes. http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/9-chic-shoe-rules-577143/

  3. Cecilia February 3, 2010 at 8:50 pm #

    I have always known that I would wear my fourth grade science project of the solar system to the Grammy awards one day. The problem is that she didn't do it quite realistic enough and she ended up looking like Uranus, if you will. Bless her crazy heart, doesn't she have a full-length or a true friend?

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