- Blank has Diarrhea, Nausea, cold sweats, and back aches.
- Blank’s day just turned into a WAR PATH!!!! Ex-wives can be the most hateful, selfish, lying, THINGS this world could ever see!!!!!!
- Blank is trying to make babies but is being unsuccessful.
- Blank has a husband with smelly feet!
- Blank’s boss is a two face..back stabbin..sorry mother beep…
- Blank needs to shave her hairy legs today. lol.
- Blank is out of my meds. Hope I can get them tomorrow.
(Editor’s note: Most of these had mispellings, but I corrected them so you would recognize the words.)
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Have you already mentioned ultrasound photos? Too personal
Nice. I have an overweight-but-now-exercise-obsessed "friend" (virtual only, of course) who has been updating on how she can't wait to work out after work, can't wait to get in shape, can't wait to go tan, etc. She pulled a tendon jogging and has updated minute by minute from the doc visit to someone stealing her pain pills. Seriously, pain pills for a bruised foot? Save the drama for yo' mama!