If You Had Access To My Computer/Cell Phone

15 Apr

You would see the following…

Me: We talked about you last night.
Friend: Why did y’all talk about me?
Friend: Did you say I have a drinking problem?
Friend: Because I don’t.
Friend: I don’t drink during the week.
Friend: But when I do drink – I over indulge.

Text messages from my mom:
Mom: Shingles are here. WW knows to go to the window to watch. I must get on a diet. Fatness is not pretty.

Text messages with Ashley, my co-worker:
Me: My car smells like cat pee. It’s the air. Gross.
Ashley: That’s nasty. Worse than feet.

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