I Hate What You’re Wearing

19 Apr

The offender: Julianne Hough
The item(s) in question: Dress, worn at the the 2010 Academy of Country Music Awards.

My thoughts: First of all, when and how did I miss the memo that Ms. Hough was a country singer? Last time I checked, she was an adorable dance instructor on Dancing with the Stars…and now she is a star? On to the clothing: I don’t care if it’s couture, it’s Ugly with a capital U. It looks like she snatched a pillow off of Liberace’s couch and strapped to an otherwise normal gown. And, you can’t tell from these photos, but it also had a train. Trains should be kept to bridal gowns and railroad tracks.

The solution: Get yourself out of the Mystic Tan Booth, stop trying to be Carrie Underwood and just be who you are (whoever that is).

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3 Responses to “I Hate What You’re Wearing”

  1. Annette April 20, 2010 at 1:01 am #

    i agree. i think someone like cate blanchett could do a dress like this but not her. also, what is up with that left eyebrow? seems a little severe.

  2. Mandi April 20, 2010 at 8:09 pm #

    It does! I didn't notice it until you brought it to my attention, but wow…severe arch.

  3. April April 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm #

    When I first saw this I thought she'd had an unfortunate collision with a casserole tin…

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