My Friends Say The Funniest Things

14 Jan

Meigs: I have turkey neck. What the hell? Are we too young to go under the knife?
Me: Not according to those crazy bitches on Toddlers & Tiaras. And, you do not.

Facebook status update:
Even in my dreams, you’re a jackass. That’s what I call talent. And annoying.

Friend: Does Ben carry a picture of you in his wallet?
Me: If he does, I’m breaking up with him.
Friend: My cousin had a picture of his girlfriend in his wallet over Christmas. He is a 34-year-old redneck. I was thinking to myself, “Who does that?” Rednecks are so unpredictable.

One Response to “My Friends Say The Funniest Things”

  1. Amanda January 17, 2011 at 2:35 am #

    i guess you can call me funny…

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