Funny Stuff Other People Said

9 Feb

Text message from my mom
I just drank one of those 5 hour energy drinks. I am still waiting on the burst of energy or to die.

Friend: Her eyes are a little too close to her nose.
Me: Thanks for harshly judging her physical features. You are a good friend.

A friend’s Facebook status update
Talk me out of buying one of those cool tablets (i.e Ipad, Xoom) that everyone has. I’d more than likely end up only using it to play games, and to pretend I’m talking to people on a giant oversized cellphone.

Conversation with a work colleague
Me: Lindsay Lohan looked like a hot mess in that courtroom.
Ashley: Agreed. Instead of stealing that necklace, she should’ve stolen some Clairol Nice ‘n Easy.

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