No You Were Not Born That Way

15 Feb

I have never hidden my disdain for Lady Gaga, so it shouldn’t come as a shock to you that I think she’s full of shit. (Yes, mom, sometimes curse words are necessary to make a point.)

That egg, excuse me, “embryo” she showed up in at the Grammy’s took me over the edge, people.

Stefani Joanne (yep, that’s her birth name), we all know that you used to be totally normal but started acting like a total buffoon when your music career wasn’t taking off. And, while the bloody-faced performances and meat dresses were entertaining for a while – now you’re just an obnoxious fake.

Here’s the thing: Your music is catchy. People are going to buy it whether you wear a leotard as an outfit…or not. Believe me when I say that you might actually get more attention if you started dressing normally. After this egg thing, I’m not sure you have many more options. What’s next? Showing up inside a live animal and having someone surgically remove you on stage?

Sadly, I bet her staff has tossed that one around a few times.

2 Responses to “No You Were Not Born That Way”

  1. Anonymous February 16, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Thank you!! She takes herself too seriously.

  2. AB February 17, 2011 at 2:21 am #

    I'm pretty sure a company called TROJAN made the skirt and cropped top she wore during her performance.

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