Status Update Gems

16 Feb

Ever since I “fixed” my newsfeed options on Facebook, I’ve been reunited with all of the inappropriate (or just funny) status updaters that I’ve come to know and love. It’s both glorious and disgusting.

Recent status update gems:

  • It would be a “happy” Valentine’s Day if my ex gets food poisoning.
  • This may be a gayfail, but I am sick of Lady Gaga. She’s obnoxious and not really worthy of our time. Also, her new song blows. If that’s 2011’s gay anthem, I quit as a gay.
  • I hate every person I work with! They are STUPID, LOUD, AND ANNOYING!!!
  • If you a fat dude with skinny jeans on…slap ya damn self.
  • If you want to know what I’ll be doing tonight, I’ll be drinking as much as Charlie Sheen does on a Monday morning.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to my wonderful husband. It’s Cowboys and Indians for you tonight….Giddy up.

2 Responses to “Status Update Gems”

  1. William Tinsley February 17, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    I love your blog and sense of humor. I wish you would visit my website for affordable handmade gemstone jewelry at

  2. Mandi March 3, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    Thanks, William!

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