Last week, my dad came to town to bring me some items to donate to the Junior League’s Attic Sale. When I asked him where we should meet to make the exchange, he said, “The Goodwill Store.” When I got there he came out to the parking lot and ordered me to go inside to see something he was thinking of buying. Intrigued (and a little scared), I walked in. He took me over to the shirt section…all the while telling me how he had promised himself he wouldn’t even look at the shirts because he had enough at home already. (After all, Mr. Fashion has that sweet denim one in his closet, remember?) He pulled a red shirt off of the rack, and much to my surprise, it was nice looking. A button-up red shirt with a Georgia “G” embroidered on it. Well played, Dad.
A Thrift Store & An Attic Sale
11 MarLyrics That Fit My Life
9 MarWhen the stars line up
And you catch a good break
People think your lucky
But you know it’s grace
It can happen so fast
Or a little bit late
Timing is everything
You know I‘ve had close calls
When it could have been me
I was young when I learned just
How fragile life could be
I lost friends of mine
I guess it wasn’t my time
Timing is everything
Well I remember that day
When our eyes first met
You ran into the building to get out of the rain
Cause you were soaking wet
And as I held the door
You wanted to know my name
Timing is everything
Monday.
7 MarWoke up.
Put on robe.
Let dog out.
Made coffee.
Filled coffee cup.
Walked upstairs to get in shower.
Made it four stairs.
Fell.
Coffee flew everywhere.
Cursing begins.
Legs start bleeding and swelling.
7:00am.
Monday.
Hey America, Let’s Give Up Charlie Sheen For Lent
3 MarI was trying to avoid addressing the subject of Charlie Sheen, but it looks like he isn’t going to go into a coma as early as I expected him to. (Yikes, was that a little too cutting? Oh well.)
If you looked up egotistical manic addict in the dictionary, you would see a photo of Charlie Sheen. The man has taken to calling his girlfriends “goddesses” and himself a “warlock” with “tiger’s blood.” And, while that’s all kinds of crazy and weird, it’s also quite entertaining. I find myself turning the channel and then switching it right back, the way I do with scary movies. Pathetic? Absolutely.
Somehow, Charlie Sheen has turned me into a Charlie Sheen interview addict. If he’s done it to you, too, click here for a compilation of “No, really, I’m not smoking crack anymore” interview highlights.
Side note: I saw an interview with one of the “ladies” he had over to his house during a binge party. He paid her $30,000 for 3 minutes of “alone time.” Ten thousand dollars per minute, folks. I bet Oprah is pissed. It takes her at least 5 minutes to make $10,000.
I Love What You’re Wearing
2 MarPast, Present and Future
28 FebI attended a beautiful wedding in Charleston this weekend. Being “back there” always makes me nostalgic. It reminds me, of course, of a wonderful time in my life. A time of friendship, laughter, love, happiness, and anticipation of so many good things still yet to come.
Today Was Not The Day
24 FebI’ve been in a fog/funk sine I heard the alarm sound at 6:30am. That said, today was not the day for Best Buy to tell me that my refrigerator was going to be delivered between 1-3 and for them to not show up or call. I’m getting a $75 gift card out of the deal, but seeing as how I already bought the damn refrigerator, I don’t know what the heck good that’ll do me. How about $75 to Neiman Marcus? Macy’s? Target, even.
Today was also not the day for a stranger to call my work line and ask me if I could get him tickets to the Masters. First of all, ’round here, we don’t call ’em “tickets.” They’re badges. And, if I could get anyone “tickets” to the Masters, it wouldn’t be a stranger from Phoenix, Arizona. Even if he was creative enough to tell me it was on his bucket list. (That was a pretty good effort, though.) If I could score anyone a badge, it would probably be someone in my family, a good friend…or Bradley Cooper.
One Of Those Weeks
23 FebI’m having one hell of a work week, folks. Blogging will be a priority just as soon as I’m finished with a big event I’ve been working on. (Not blogging at work, mind you, just having the brain power to write period.)
Don’t give up on me, and if you do…don’t tell me. Holla at your girl on Thursday.
A Mood Enhancer
17 FebBetcha can’t watch this and still be in a “Seriously, it’s only Thursday?” funk:
Status Update Gems
16 FebEver since I “fixed” my newsfeed options on Facebook, I’ve been reunited with all of the inappropriate (or just funny) status updaters that I’ve come to know and love. It’s both glorious and disgusting.
Recent status update gems:
- It would be a “happy” Valentine’s Day if my ex gets food poisoning.
- This may be a gayfail, but I am sick of Lady Gaga. She’s obnoxious and not really worthy of our time. Also, her new song blows. If that’s 2011’s gay anthem, I quit as a gay.
- I hate every person I work with! They are STUPID, LOUD, AND ANNOYING!!!
- If you a fat dude with skinny jeans on…slap ya damn self.
- If you want to know what I’ll be doing tonight, I’ll be drinking as much as Charlie Sheen does on a Monday morning.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my wonderful husband. It’s Cowboys and Indians for you tonight….Giddy up.

