The Best Thing About February 15th…

15 Feb

The best thing about today is that we won’t have to hear “Every kiss begins with Kay” every 5 seconds whilst getting our television fix at night.  I sincerely hope none of you received the Open Hearts Collection necklace from your significant yesterday, because, well, it’s the most hideous line of jewelry I’ve ever seen.  Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman is no Harry Winston.  I sure hope she goes back to the Lifetime Network sometime soon.

In other horrid gift news, the day before Valentines Day I saw a clown on the side of the road holding a sign that was advertising clown-o-grams for Vday.  Clowns are the scariest thing on Earth.  No one above the age of 4 likes a clown.  I realize that times are tough and you gots to do what you gots to do to make some cash, but if a clown walked in my office singing or dancing to profess my husband’s love for me…one or the both of them would be gravely injured.

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