I Hate What You’re Wearing

19 Feb


The offender:  Adele

The item(s) in question:  Dress, worn at the Grammy Awards

My thoughts:  Oh, Adele.  I cannot have been the first one to mention to you that (out of control) prints and your figure do not mix well.  You are a beautiful lady, but whomever your stylist is is either 1) on crack or 2) missed a good opportunity to use that as their excuse, because it looks like Valentine’s Day threw up all over you.  I held back my red carpet opinions while you were with child and right after your baby was born, but enough time has passed for you to get it together.  Please do, because Mrs. Roper called.  She wants her muumuu back.

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